"This one, like Tesla's vision, never burns out. You never need to replace it! Just don't eat it. Glass is not advised for -- you're already eating it, aren't you."
Light Bulb was created by duvi0.
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"This design is popular in Japan, while in the States we have a more pirate-y design for medical patches. Why is that? Because in the USA, looking sick is more important than being sick."
Medical Eye Patch was created by duvi0.
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"A healthy glass of beet juice. You might want to use a straw or it will stain your face. Even without a stained face though, you still might get funny looks from drinking a glass of dark red liquid. Make sure to reassure all those concerned, "Oh don't worry, I'm a vegan vampire.""
Beet Juice was created by RoniShadow.
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"The brilliant minds at Air-Be-Fresh® technologies are bringing toilet paper back to the masses! Unfortunately, being decaquadruple-ply sounds good on paper, but makes it hard to use..."
Toilet Paper was created by duvi0.
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"You'll note the lack of numbers on this thing -- it seems Air-Be-Fresh® Technologies doesn't want to spark the Fahrenheit-Celsius debate. Makes it harder to use, though..."
Thermometer was created by duvi0.
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"A sweet and earthy root vegetable that's packed with vitamins. Good for roasting, juicing, making into soup, or even adding to salads. Beware the beet's tendency to stain."
Beetroot was created by RoniShadow.
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"Despite being referred to as "Teacup", that moreso describes their general size, and not the container best suited for holding them. These dripslimes, too fluid to rest comfortably outside of water, often thrive in mugs used to carry them around! Not requiring much stimulation and filter-feeding off of dust mites, krill, or whatever you may give it to eat, this is a no-stress pet anyone could enjoy! Just make sure it doesn't leak out of the cup you keep it in."
Teacup Dripslime was created by duvi0.
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"These tiny canid creatures can live for thousands of years. To be approached by one is considered a blessing. They will loyally protect those they love, hiding a bear-like ferocity beneath their small frames."
Chirub was created by Tybaxel.
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"Unmaterial doggies, surfing on the old web! 🌎
They come often to take a peek on old website visitors. Very playful creatures, K9s pass their day listening to hypercore songs to random computer users. You may tease them, but not too much thought! They might end up stealing your mouse pointer :p"
K9 was created by ahmaru.
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